Update:
Here’s a really nice rundown of everything that happened.
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It’s no surprise that April Fool’s Day is The Joker’s favorite holiday, and he’s planning some kind of vacation package at his newest website:
The Joker’s stained, dirty envelope has a “departure date” of today, so keep your eyes on Clown Travel Agency today to see just what it is he’s up to.
We’re probably in a whole lot of trouble.
“X” marks the spot:
Not a lot to see yet, but the official trailer should be up soon.
I’m not sure we’re even having this conversation.
I don’t know if these mashed potatoes are really here.
Variety says that Oliver Stone is making a movie about Fucklebrainless Finn:
Oliver Stone casts parents of ‘W’
… and the cast is a doozy-and-a-half.
James Cromwell will play George Herbert Walker Bush.
Ellen Burstyn is Barbara Bush.
Josh Brolin was previously announced as George, and Elizabeth Banks — who, among many other roles, was bookstore siren Beth in The 40-Year-Old Virgin — is going to play First Lady Laura.
I hope she has a big trunk.
Because Dick Cheney is totally going to try to put his bike in it.