I’m not sure we’re even having this conversation.

I don’t know if these mashed potatoes are really here.

Variety says that Oliver Stone is making a movie about Fucklebrainless Finn:

Oliver Stone casts parents of ‘W’

… and the cast is a doozy-and-a-half.

James Cromwell will play George Herbert Walker Bush.

Ellen Burstyn is Barbara Bush.

Josh Brolin was previously announced as George, and Elizabeth Banks — who, among many other roles, was bookstore siren Beth in The 40-Year-Old Virgin — is going to play First Lady Laura.

I hope she has a big trunk.

Because Dick Cheney is totally going to try to put his bike in it.