Georgia's D.N.R.W.R.D. weighs in on Bigfoot

Here’s another article about the guys claiming to have found a dead Bigfoot in Georgia:

KTVU: ‘Bigfoot’ Trackers Claim They’ve Found Their Prey

I like this story because of the following quote:

Officials from the Georgia Department of Natural Resources Wildlife Resources Division said the largest wildlife they are aware of in the state are black bears and white-tail deer.

Thank you, Georgia Department of Natural Resources Wildlife Resources Division, for your cracker-jack contribution to this curious mystery!

More on this as it unfolds, kids.

(I think I’m going to write some Georgia D.N.R.W.R.D. comics to compete with the B.P.R.D. comics about Hellboy’s friends at the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense. Can any of you draw?)

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