More Arrested Development movie teasing?

Please let it be so.

CHUD ran this today:

Development Is No Longer Arrested

While it’s not exactly official confirmation, there’s chatter from Jason Bateman about how it would be different from the TV show.

The original story is on Defamer, but CHUD was a lot more careful with its wording than the original source’s statement of conjecture as fact.

And I appreciate that, because this is one circumstance where I don’t need my heart jerked around.

We’ll be monitoring this situation closely.

Wired writes a fine Dark Knight article

WHOA.

Check out this amazing article about The Dark Knight on Wired:

Dark Knight Director Shuns Digital Effects for the Real Thing

Not convinced? Check out the first paragraph, though be warned that it contains SPOILERS, and you should stop now if you don’t want to know anything:

Base-jump off one Hong Kong skyscraper, smash through the window of another, grab the Chinese crime boss, then hitch a drag chute to a passing C-130 cargo plane for a daring aerial escape. And on to Gotham! An instant, no-fuss extradition in the best tradition of American vigilantism. Just another working day for Batman and, presumably, just another feat of digital wizardry for the visual effects team. Except for one thing: Christopher Nolan, director of The Dark Knight, wanted to do it for real.

YES!

(Though later in the article it says that a digital element had to be used because the Chinese government wouldn’t give them permission for something, HOWEVER, the C-130 is real. Awesome.)

Another excellent bit on Nolan’s philosophy:

Nolan has a cogent Theory of Applied Batmatics: Insist on reality — no effects, no tricks — up to the point where insisting on reality becomes unrealistic. Then, in postproduction, make what is necessarily unreal as real as possible. “Anything you notice as technology reminds you that you’re in a movie theater,” Nolan explains. “Even if you’re trying to portray something fantastical and otherworldly, it’s always about trying to achieve invisible manipulation.” Especially, he adds, with Batman, “the most real of all the superheroes, who has no superpowers.”

Awesome.

Exactly.

July 18.

So sue me!

I liked The Fast and the Furious.

I loved 2 Fast 2 Furious.

(I didn’t see The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, because it had a new cast and didn’t really have anything to do with the other two, even though I’m sure it’s not terrible.)

I confess these things to you because I am not ashamed, and because there’s some new news about the franchise.

USA TODAY has these photos of original stars Vin Diesel and Paul Walker teaming up for the first time since the first one in the latest installment called …

Fast and Furious.

Are you kidding me?

For the low, low price of $5.7 million, I would have given them the perfect title for this movie.

Are you ready?

You’re not.

But are you ready?

You can’t be.

Just get ready.

4ever Fast, 4ever Furious.

Seriously.

How did no one involved in the making of this movie not think of that?

I am not even going to look up the release date so I can live in anticipation of when it might come out.

And it’s not too late to use my title.

I’ll even give you a discount.