Click right here to read some of the names competing for roles in director George Miller’s Justice League.

Or don’t read it, and save yourself a lot of terror and worry.

Miller is reportedly looking for the young actors to grow into their roles over the course of several movies. The director is due to present his findings to the studio midweek.

Then … why don’t you just cast people who are already “grown”?

Christopher Reeve didn’t have to grow into Superman.

Lynda Carter didn’t have to grow into Wonder Woman.

Christian Bale didn’t have to grow into Batman.

They simply were.

Seriously, if Adam Brody gets cast as Batman, I’m going to climb a tree and never come down.

Ever.

(But I do think Common would rock as Green Lantern.)