So, I got this coupon for a free Mountain Dew and chips with the purchase of a Quiznos Prime Rib on Garlic Bread sub.

I knew what I had to do.

The sandwich features a magnificent mound of Quiznos’ perfectly sliced prime rib with mayo and mozzarella cheese, sprinkled with (what appeared to be) oregano and heaped between two pieces of tasty, toasted garlic bread.

Delicious.

The garlic and the prime rib overpower even the cheese, so you’re mostly tasting prime rib and garlic. Which is fine, especially if you’re me and you like those things. I wish mine had had a bit more mayo, though, so that it didn’t taste quite so dry. I think that would have made all the difference.

I still loved the sandwich very much, though I probably won’t get it again, because nothing Quiznos makes is better than the mighty Smokehouse Beef Brisket — nicely sliced, slow-roasted beef smoked with mesquite and smothered with barbeque sauce under plenty of cheddar cheese. Whew.

So, what have you been eating? Because I’d really like to know.